Who Tried To Finis... | A Cold-hearted Soapland Girl

Last week, I visited a soapland in Yoshiwara. The girl was stunning—raven hair, doll-like eyes, a body that belongs on a magazine cover. Her online reviews said she was “cold but beautiful.” I thought, “I can warm her up.”

Here is a blog post written in the style of a anonymous Japanese dating/confession blog (translated to English). A cold-hearted soapland girl who tried to finish me off in 5 minutes (and why I still think about her) A cold-hearted soapland girl who tried to finis...

It looks like you were starting a title for a blog post: “A cold-hearted soapland girl who tried to finis…” Last week, I visited a soapland in Yoshiwara

Sometimes the worst service teaches you the most about yourself. Don’t pay for warmth. Pay for the experience. And if a soapland girl tries to finish you in 5 minutes? Just laugh, get dressed, and write a blog post about it. A cold-hearted soapland girl who tried to finish

I can’t stop thinking about her.

By minute four, she had already whispered, “Are you close?” (Spoiler: I was not.)