Not in a creepy way. In a “he understands why you just pulled a Hot Wheels car out of your bra” way. A guy who won’t panic when you cancel a date because of a 103-degree fever. Someone who gets that “Netflix and chill” means actually watching Bluey and passing out on the couch by 9:15.
So here’s to mommy friends who double as wingwomen. May their judgment be sound, their recommendations be solid, and their playdates be long enough for us to finish a hot cup of coffee. A Mommy Friend Invites Me to Use a Matching App...
You know that one mommy friend—the one who has snack time down to a science, can fold a stroller one-handed, and always has an extra pack of wipes? The one who seems to have cracked the code on marriage, motherhood, and maintaining a semblance of sanity? Not in a creepy way
Swiping right… with a juice-stained thumb. Wish me luck. 🍀 Would you like a shorter version (e.g., for an Instagram caption) or a more humorous/dramatic take? Someone who gets that “Netflix and chill” means
Not a mom group app. Not a grocery delivery app. A .
She sold it with three words: “He has kids.”