The scene dissolves into a musical number: "A Very Merry Un-Birthday (To You and Your Zipper)." Lyrics include: "A very merry un-birthday / To your mushroom and my pear / A very merry un-birthday / Now let's get you out of your hair..."
Alice, still smiling, steps into the void. Freeze frame on her eyes. Then black.
"Once upon a time, in a land not so far away, there lived a young woman named Alice. She had a curious mind and an even hungrier body. And on a particularly restless afternoon, she followed a very unusual Rabbit down a very deep hole..."
(surprised but amused) You're the key?