A long table covered in empty champagne bottles, tilted top hats, and lines of white powder. THE MAD HATTER (a manic, balding producer with glitter under his eyes) shouts, “CHANGE PLACES!” every thirty seconds, forcing everyone to move one seat down and take the previous person’s drink or pill.
On a tiny stage, TWEEDLE DEE and TWEEDLE DUM (twin male dancers in bowlers and nothing else) perform a grotesque, balletic striptease. They’re slick with oil, their movements a hypnotic, mirrored act of narcissism. A long table covered in empty champagne bottles,
“No children or animals were harmed. Only consenting adults and one very confused producer.” tilted top hats