“He owed me six hundred bucks,” Peg said. “I also took his grill. Lump charcoal included. That’s not mischief. That’s interest.”

In the end, she got sixty days. Double the offer. As the bailiff led her away, Peg looked over her shoulder at the courtroom—the flaking ceiling tiles, the flickering fluorescent light, the portrait of some forgotten mayor with a face like a disappointed potato.

She smiled.

Sixty days later, Peg walked out into a March snow squall. She had no job, no license, and a restraining order from three used car lots.

Now, at twenty-six, Peg sat handcuffed to a radiator in a Buffalo Police substation, her leather jacket smelling like regret and stolen staplers. The charge was “aggravated mischief,” which was just a fancy way of saying she’d repossessed a motorcycle from a deadbeat who happened to be the nephew of a city councilman. The job had been clean. The paperwork had been forged beautifully. The problem, as always, was that Peg couldn’t resist the encore.

Her court-appointed lawyer was a man named Wozniak who smelled like bologna and hopelessness. “Plead guilty,” he said, not looking up from his phone. “Thirty days, community service. You’ll be out by spring.”