"I've lived in Dusty my whole life, and I've never seen anything like it," said Mayor John Smith. "We're trying to determine who Busty Dusty is and what her purpose is, but so far, she's been tight-lipped."
"I was driving to work when I saw this...this thing," said local resident, Jane Doe. "At first, I thought it was a traffic cone with a wig on, but then I realized it was a person. A person with a lot of...erm...curves." busty dusty news
- In a bizarre turn of events, a mysterious figure known only as "Busty Dusty" has been spotted roaming the streets of Dusty, a small town in the American heartland. "I've lived in Dusty my whole life, and