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The “Unfilmed Bits” – a ten-minute reel of questions too stupid even for the show. Highlights include: “Did the Romans invent roads, or did they just get lost a lot?” and “Was the Cold War actually cold, or was that a metaphor for the Queen not smiling?”

The Cunk on... Britain Complete Pack is a five-hour journey through British history, from the Bronze Age to Brexit, told by a woman who thinks the Magna Carta was a shopping list and that Stonehenge might have been a prehistoric flat-pack furniture mistake. It’s like Horrible Histories got drunk, watched Newsnight once, and decided to ask “But why though?” until actual professors began questioning their life choices. Cunk on... Britain Complete Pack

You know when you try to explain the Industrial Revolution to a pigeon, and the pigeon just stares at you like you’ve asked it to name three Beatles? That’s roughly the intellectual energy of Philomena Cunk, and it’s magnificent. The “Unfilmed Bits” – a ten-minute reel of

Diane Morgan’s deadpan is so flawless it should be classified as a weapon. Her interviews with real historians, archaeologists, and economists are pure gold—watching a Cambridge professor explain the Reformation while Philomena nods and asks if Jesus was “a bit of a drama student” is the hardest I’ve laughed since someone told me Boris Johnson was once a serious journalist. It’s like Horrible Histories got drunk, watched Newsnight