Curb Your Enthusiasm - Season 9 May 2026

Larry’s long-lost half-brother, Moe (played by Jason Alexander), shows up. Moe is a professional mourner—people hire him to cry at funerals. Larry finds it absurd. Moe tries to bond. Larry accuses him of stealing a pair of sunglasses. Moe says, “They were prescription tears.” They feud.

Moe reveals he was the one who told Madame Pirouzi to make up the apology story—to get Larry to visit Marsha, whom Moe has a crush on. Larry is livid. But Jeff’s marriage is now fixed. Larry feels used. He sues Moe for “emotional fraud.” Curb Your Enthusiasm - Season 9

Ted Danson forgives Larry over the napkin. Jeff and Susie renew their vows. At the reception, Larry gives a speech. It’s going well—until the blind dog starts humping the flower girl’s leg. Larry tries to pull the dog off. The dog bites Larry’s sleeve, ripping it. Larry’s bare shoulder is exposed. On it: a tattoo of a watermelon with the words “Vintage Linen 4EVR.” Moe tries to bond

Later, Jeff and Susie are having marital trouble. Susie kicks Jeff out for forgetting their 25th anniversary. Jeff crashes at Larry’s. While there, Jeff finds an old napkin from a famous restaurant—signed by Ted Danson. Larry wants to sell it at auction. But Jeff, in a desperate move to win Susie back, gives it to a psychic named Madame Pirouzi as a gift. The psychic tells Jeff: “To save your marriage, Larry must apologize to a woman he wronged in 1997.” Moe reveals he was the one who told