So the next time you sit down to watch something, try an experiment. Put the phone in the other room. Watch the first ten minutes of a movie you know nothing about. If you get bored, don’t check Instagram. Just sit in the boredom for a minute.
For the masses, entertainment will become even more gamified. Expect interactive Bandersnatch -style choices baked into every reality show. Expect AI-generated “alt endings” you can unlock for a fee. Expect your favorite pop star to release a “scroller version” of their music video—edited vertically, captioned automatically, and over in 45 seconds. Deeper.24.08.08.Aubrey.Lovelace.Interlude.XXX.1...
Vinyl records outsold CDs for the second year running. Book sales are up, especially of “chunky” fantasy novels over 500 pages long. And in a move that shocked Silicon Valley, the podcast The Rest Is History —two British men talking about the Punic Wars for two hours without a single sound effect—topped the global charts. So the next time you sit down to
The numbers are stark. According to a recent Nielsen report, the average American adult now spends over 34 hours a month on short-form video apps. That is nearly an entire day of looking at 15-second clips. If you get bored, don’t check Instagram
Walk into any multiplex this summer, and you are met with a wall of familiar faces. Tom Cruise scaling a cliff in Mission: Impossible 47 . Margot Robbie’s Barbie sharing a screen with a grizzled John Wick. Disney mining its own archives for live-action remakes of cartoons you watched on VHS.
“I think we hit peak optimization,” says 24-year-old librarian and content creator Mara Liu. “I got so tired of watching a movie that was designed by a spreadsheet. ‘Include a sad part here, a joke here, a post-credits scene here.’ I started watching old Tarkovsky films on mute just to feel something real.”