Deha -idiophyia- Epeisodio 5 -google Translate... -

What actually happened: Two characters argue about a betrayal. Google Translate said: "You broke the egg of my trust! Now the chicken sleeps in the neighbor's house." My interpretation: Someone cheated. There is also a poultry subplot that the writers have not resolved.

This week, I took that plunge for —a show that is either a groundbreaking Turkish psychological thriller or a Portuguese soap opera about a confused carpenter. Honestly, even after watching, I’m not sure which.

The show is about a genius who is sick because of himself. Deep. Episode 5: The "Green Bicycle" Incident Here is a blow-by-blow of what Google Translate thinks happened in Episode 5.

If you’ve ever been desperate to watch a foreign series before the subtitles drop, you know the drill. You fire up Google Translate, point your phone at the screen, and pray to the algorithm gods.

What actually happened: The protagonist discovers a hidden letter. Google Translate said: "Read the paper. It says: 'Your father is the postman. Also, the lamp is alive.'" My interpretation: Paternity fraud and a haunted IKEA purchase.