A small, octocopter drone programmed with a flight path to the fridge, a magnetic gripper for the handle, and a weight sensor calibrated specifically for a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich.
The Management (reluctantly) Date: April 16, 2026 Doofy--39-s Projects
Doofy reminds us that projects aren’t just about deliverables and deadlines. They’re about curiosity. They’re about asking, "What if?" even when the answer is clearly, "Please don't." A small, octocopter drone programmed with a flight
"I’m not fixing the velocity issue. The cats need to learn to move faster." Project #2: The "Second Breakfast" Drone The Goal: Eliminate the walk from Doofy’s desk to the kitchen. They’re about asking, "What if
If you’re new here, you might be wondering: Who is Doofy? Is he a genius? A menace? A guy who simply has too much access to soldering irons and 3D printers?
The FAA has been called. Not by us—by the neighbor who saw a flying robot steal a stick of butter from his windowsill. The drone returned with the butter, a jury summons, and no sandwich.