Download Jackie Chan Drunken Master (Ultra HD)

I found it on an IRC channel — #kungfu-underground. The file name: drunken_master_ts.avi . 700 MB. Estimated time: 14 hours.

My parents needed the phone line at 6 PM. So at 2 AM, I started the download. LimeWire, BearShare, eMule — all failed. But mIRC with a resume-capable DCC? That worked. download jackie chan drunken master

But how to download it?

Watch it the way we did: like a man drinking from a bottomless gourd, one glorious, wobbly sip at a time. I found it on an IRC channel — #kungfu-underground

The one where Jackie plays Wong Fei-hung, the folk hero forced to learn the “Eight Drunken Gods” style from the merciless master Sam Seed (the legendary Yuen Siu-tien). The fight scenes weren’t just fights — they were slapstick poetry, each wobble and stumble a feint, each drink a power-up. Estimated time: 14 hours