Dramahd | Me

"That is the most beautiful lie I've ever heard. Tell me the real drama or I'm coming to your apartment with coffee and a PowerPoint presentation on why you're insane."

"Now we both carry it," she said.

But her autocorrect, a malicious little gremlin with a sense of humor, had other plans. dramahd me

"She said you were fine. But she also said you've been 'quiet lately.' Which is mom-code for 'please tell me everything.' So now I'm invested in two dramas: your original one, and the mystery of 'dramahd me.'" "That is the most beautiful lie I've ever heard