-eng- Nonsense Life In Another World 1 2 Unce... -

We stared at the angry teapot castle in the distance. Somewhere inside, the Demon Lord was probably crying about yogurt.

"Excellent! Neither do we."

"Close enough."

I sighed. "This is nonsense."

A farmer stared at me. I stared back.

"Good enough. The Demon Lord's castle is that way." He pointed east, toward a floating fortress shaped like an angry teapot.

"It's a butter knife."

I walked for twenty minutes before I found my first companion: a slime. But not a brave, heroic slime. This one was translucent blue and wearing tiny reading glasses.