Fogbank Sassie 2000 May 2026

Kevin, if you’re out there: thank you for the chaos. If you find a SASSIE 2000 at a garage sale (check the silver sticker: serial numbers under 200 are “pre-lawsuit” and more unhinged), buy it. Plug it into a wall outlet. Wait 10 minutes for the hygrometer to stabilize.

That’s why the SASSIE 2000 might tell you “Take a bath in the dark” when you’re bored, or “Consider screaming into a pillow” when you’re focused. fogbank sassie 2000

Because the SASSIE was wrong in interesting ways . Kevin, if you’re out there: thank you for the chaos

Was it accurate? In controlled demos, about 75%. In real homes, closer to 40%. One reviewer famously wrote: “The SASSIE told me I was ‘cautiously optimistic’ while I was actively vomiting from food poisoning. It’s a liar. A poetic liar.” Today, working SASSIE 2000s change hands for $2,000–$5,000 on niche forums like ObscurePeripherals.net and FogBankResurrection . Why the demand? Wait 10 minutes for the hygrometer to stabilize