Fuck Deep Freeze V6.20 -

You try to install Firefox. Reboot. Gone. You try to save to the desktop. Reboot. Gone. You try to disable Deep Freeze with a bootable USB. Suddenly Gary is behind you, breathing down your neck like a sysadmin Batman.

Your desktop is clean. No stick figure. No project. Not even a shortcut to MS Paint. It’s like you were never there. Fuck Deep Freeze V6.20

People say, “Just save to a USB drive.” You try. The USB port is disabled. Of course it is. Because V6.20 wasn't just frozen—it was paranoid . You try to install Firefox

Then the bell rings.

The lab assistant, Gary—who peaked in 1998 and has the emotional range of a Cisco router—reboots the entire room with the smug satisfaction of a man who’s never lost a file in his life. You try to save to the desktop