“One man… one ticket machine that only takes exact change… and 12 tons of prehistoric road rage.”
“In a world…”
(Opening shot: Dramatic, Oscar-bait music. A lone valet stands in an underground garage. A T-Rex tries to fit into a compact spot.) funny cartoonporn
“Tip your valet. Or else.”
(Montage: A triceratops parallel parks over three hours. A pterodactyl steals the complimentary mints. The valet runs in slow motion, clutching a key fob that doesn’t reach.) “One man… one ticket machine that only takes
(Cut to the valet, radio crackling.)
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