Suddenly, the front door SLAMS open.
RIGHT. WHO PUT A FIREWORK IN MY BEDROOM TOILET?
MAZIE (24) is asleep in the empty hot tub. Fully clothed. Her phone is clutched in her hand, still playing a dance remix of “Freed from Desire.” Geordie Shore
Welcome to the club, pet. Now get a brew down yer and tell us who you’re gonna chin today.
pours vodka on her bacon sandwich and eats it. Suddenly, the front door SLAMS open
Two hours later, they are all banned from a karaoke bar called “The Crooning Cod.”
all scream in unison. The iconic synth bassline kicks in. Geordie Shore
The Garden.