Harry Potter-gen Z Version Pdf 【TRUSTED | Version】

He Who Must Not Be Named? More like He Who Must Not Get a Blue Tick. Bro has no nose, 0 empathy, and a Horcrux collection that screams “I’m not like other dark lords.”

He also meets Draco Malfoy, who is the textbook definition of: “We listen and we don’t judge… unless you’re poor.” Harry Potter-gen Z Version Pdf

Ron Weasley – himbo king. Bad at chess? No, actually goated. Also, he’s allergic to emotional vulnerability unless it’s about his mom. He Who Must Not Be Named

Quirrell was his first simp. Not a flex. Bad at chess

Harry – main character syndrome (derogatory? endearing? both). He has 0 rizz with Cho Chang but could defeat Voldemort at 11. Priorities? None.

Hermione Granger – she’s not bossy, she just has ✨correct opinions✨. Definitely runs a studyblr. Would cancel you for saying “could of” instead of “could’ve.”

Harry literally defeats him in book 1 by… touching his face. Bestie, that’s not a spell, that’s a ✨boundary violation✨.