L-li looked down. His hoodie wasn’t even singed. “Did you just… burp at me?”
“Ow! That’s actually sharp!”
“You burned three villages.”
He fired a beam of concentrated annihilation—a torrent of black fire that had melted three previous heroes into jam.
“Enchanted weapon,” L-li noted. “Doesn’t work. Try a rock.” L-li Hoi 2 - The Demon Lord-s Power Sucks -V1.0...
“Is this… the legendary hero?” the King whispered.
“Your power sucks,” L-li repeated.
L-li looked out the window at the peaceful kingdom. The dragons were grounded. The necromancers’ skeletons had all collapsed. The ancient lich’s phylactery had turned into a regular, non-magical paperweight.