Miami Mean Girls - Randi Wright Amp Goddess Har... May 2026

Randi. Still ironing your towels before the maid gets here?

(beat)

Then there’s Goddess Harley .

I’m Randi Wright. Wright like right — because I’m never wrong. And Wright like write — because I script every single thing that happens south of Brickell. Miami Mean Girls - Randi Wright amp Goddess Har...

(removes sunglasses, smiles sharp) And I’ll be throwing parties on Star Island when you’re a cautionary tale at brunch. “Remember Randi? She peaked during Art Basel ’19.” Miami Mean Girls - Randi Wright amp Goddess Har...

(laughs once, dry)

Still charging men for the privilege of being ignored? Miami Mean Girls - Randi Wright amp Goddess Har...