Megaboob Manor — Misadventures
The alchemist laughs maniacally as he’s thrown into a pit. He raises a skeletal hand and screams:
In a moment of genuine heart, Alistair removes his (giant) glasses. He admits: “I’ve never felt adequate. Not as a scholar. Not as a man. But this house—it’s just a mirror.” misadventures megaboob manor
Lightning strikes the domed towers. They glow pink. Fade to black. The alchemist laughs maniacally as he’s thrown into a pit
The curse is strongest in there. No one has entered in 50 years. Good luck. Not as a scholar
Horror-Comedy / Supernatural Farce (Rated R for cartoonish nudity, slapstick violence, and innuendo)
Wait! The curse amplifies insecurity . What if we… don’t fight it? What if we accept the thing we’re ashamed of?
I got this! (He tries to flex his bicep. It’s now so large he can’t bend his elbow.)