Holiday Script | Mr Bean

They arrive via a parade of marching band cyclists (Bean attached to the back of one).

Ticket inspector: “Your ticket, sir.” Bean pats his pockets, pulls out a string of garlic, a rubber chicken, then finally the ticket. The machine rejects it – Bean shoves it in upside down.

At the screening: Emil’s film begins – it’s meant to be a serious Russian drama. Instead, the projector shows Bean’s footage: Emil shouting “I love you!” then cut to a seagull, then the mime, then Bean eating oysters. Mr Bean Holiday Script

: Bean dancing to “La Mer” by Charles Trenet with Sabine, Stepan, and the entire cast. Would you like the full original shooting script (PDF format) or a specific scene’s exact dialogue?

She invites them to lunch. Bean mimics everything she does: drinks wine, eats mussels, even scratches his nose at the same time. Sabine has to attend a screening of her art-house film. Bean and Stepan watch too. The film is slow, black-and-white, with no dialogue. Bean gets bored. They arrive via a parade of marching band

Bean accidentally presses “record” on his video camera, capturing everything, including Emil shouting: “Stepan! I love you! You are my son!” (This will be key later.) Bean boards the wrong train again – the same carriage as Stepan, who is traveling alone to Cannes (his father to follow). Bean tries to buy a sandwich using toy money from a Monopoly game.

He can’t understand French announcements: “Ce train va à Cannes.” Bean nods. Then: “Ce train ne va pas à Cannes.” Bean doesn’t notice. At the screening: Emil’s film begins – it’s

Bean pays with Emil’s credit card. Signature: He draws a smiley face. Waiter is unimpressed. A famous actress, Sabine (Emma de Caunes), picks them up. Her car breaks down. Bean “fixes” it by kicking the bumper – it works.