Alex killed the Wi-Fi on the D7. The vacuum beeped once, then went dark.
“Day 44: They pushed another update. The vac is drawing my floor plan at 3 AM. The server IP resolves to a shell company. I’m disconnecting the Wi-Fi, but the mapping data is already stored locally. Someone is going to buy this house. Someone is going to run the vac on the old network. I have to warn them.” neato custom firmware
The last entry was a single line: “If you’re reading this, install the custom firmware before you connect anything. And check the logs. Always check the logs.” Alex killed the Wi-Fi on the D7
Until he pulled the logs.