Pooping Dog Script | Android |

NO. WE JUST DID THIS.

(deadpan) Yep. There it is. Right on my neighbor’s prized begonias. (sighs, pulls out a bag) This is love. This is what love looks like. Pooping Dog Script

Buster trots three feet to the left. Sniffs a single leaf. Freezes. Turns slowly, like a bomb defuser. Pooping Dog Script

(whispering to self) This is it. This is the spot. Pooping Dog Script

Buster runs off with the leash. Jamie stumbles after.

Buster squats. Jamie holds breath. After three seconds—

Every dog owner knows. The perfect spot does not exist. Only the perfect inconvenience.