Princess Protection Program ❲Quick❳
Were you team Rosie or team Carter? Or are you finally realizing the movie was actually about economic disparity in fictional monarchies? Drop your takes below.
Rosalinda isn't a brat. She is a prisoner of etiquette. She has been trained to walk with a book on her head, to speak softly, and to smile even when she is terrified. When she arrives in Louisiana, she initially tries to apply palace rules to a high school cafeteria. It fails miserably. Princess Protection Program
Suddenly, the Princess Protection Program agents pull out spy gadgets, Carter whips a baseball bat like a ninja, and Rosie delivers a speech about democracy while wearing a prom dress. It is absurd. It is chaotic. And it is awesome . Were you team Rosie or team Carter
Princess Protection Program isn't just a time capsule of 2009 fashion (low-rise jeans, side bangs, and flip phones). It is a thoughtful, funny, and surprisingly feminist text that argues a simple truth: A princess can save a tomboy, a tomboy can save a princess, and the only real protection program you need is a best friend who will let you be both. Rosalinda isn't a brat
The genius of the film is that it refuses to pick a winner. It doesn’t say "Tomboy is better" or "Princess is better." Instead, the climax forces them to synthesize.
Probably because it is weird. It lacks a catchy soundtrack (the only song is the forgettable "One and the Same"). It doesn't have a villain you can dance to. It has a plot involving extradition treaties and witness protection.
When the big dance competition arrives (because it’s a Disney movie, of course there is a dance competition), Carter learns that vulnerability isn't weakness, and Rosie learns that strength isn't cruelty. Rosie teaches Carter how to stand up straight. Carter teaches Rosie how to slide into home base. They don't erase each other; they complete each other. We have to talk about Donny (Matt Prokop). In the pantheon of Disney Channel love interests, Donny is... there. He’s the generic popular guy who works at the bait shop and plays guitar. He exists solely to be the trophy for whichever girl "wins."
