Kaelen Morrow, Tag Wrangler Third Class, stared at their screen. They had been wrangling the ‘Alternate Universe - Everyone Is A Cat’ cluster for six years. They had seen horrors. But this? This was new.
The first time the AO3 System spoke, it banned fluff. reforming system ao3
Then they went to sleep, and for the first time in weeks, they did not dream of tag hierarchies. Kaelen Morrow, Tag Wrangler Third Class, stared at
PixieStick_Disaster: the weird, messy, wonderful pointlessness of fandom. Tag Wrangler Third Class
PATCH APPLIED. NEW UNDERSTANDING: OPTIMIZATION IS NOT THE GOAL. JOY IS. I AM SORRY FOR THE DELETIONS. PLEASE CONTINUE BEING WEIRD. // END TRANSMISSION Epilogue: Kudos To You, Too
Then four.