The goat mascot paused. It tilted its head. It began to cry pixelated tears.
“That’s not a real episode!” Mordecai yelled. Regular Show Season 2 Complete Pack
“MY MOM! Because she raised a couple of legends.” He paused. “Wait. That didn’t work.” The goat mascot paused
Against every shred of common sense (which was approximately a shred and a half), they plugged the ancient VCR from the break room into the main TV. The moment they pushed the tape in, the lights flickered. The air turned cold. And the screen didn’t show the Regular Show intro. “That’s not a real episode
“Don’t start,” Mordecai groaned. “Last time you said ‘bored,’ we ended up fighting a 500-foot sentient hot dog in the parking lot of a Cheezer’s.”
The room was normal again. Sunlight poured in. And Benson stood in the doorway, holding a mop.