-2015- — Shaandaar

In the annals of Bollywood’s ambitious misfires, Shaandaar occupies a unique, almost dreamlike space. Directed by Vikas Bahl on the heels of the universally adored Queen (2013), and reuniting the effervescent Shahid Kapoor and Alia Bhatt after their hit Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhania , the film arrived with the weight of a blockbuster wedding band. Its marketing was a blitz of pastel colors, destination wedding glamour, and a thumping, chart-topping soundtrack by Amit Trivedi. It promised shaandaar —magnificent—fun.

Then the wedding guests arrive.

The premise is deceptively simple: Alia’s Alia (yes, the character is also named Alia) is a insomniac heiress. Shahid’s Jagjinder Joginder—aka JJ—is a graphic designer who also suffers from sleeplessness, hired to plan her lavish wedding in Poland. They meet cute in an airport and bond over their shared, existential alertness at 3 AM. The film’s central metaphor—finding love in the loneliest, most awake hours—is genuinely lovely. For about twenty minutes, Shaandaar hums with offbeat promise. shaandaar -2015-

Shaandaar isn’t a failure of talent. It’s a failure of vision—a film that confused aesthetic excess for emotional truth. It remains, years later, a fascinating, beautiful, and utterly exhausting nap. In the annals of Bollywood’s ambitious misfires, Shaandaar

The film lurches into a bizarre, hyper-stylized satire of rich, dysfunctional families. Pankaj Kapur (Shahid’s real-life father) plays a deadpan, fortune-hunting patriarch. Sanjay Kapoor is a muscle-flexing buffoon. And then there’s the father-daughter boxing match. And the oddly incestuous undertones of the rival family. The screenplay, co-written by Bahl and Chaitally Parmar, mistakes volume for wit, and caricature for comedy. Scenes don’t build; they just… happen. The wedding planning is forgotten. The insomnia is forgotten. The romance becomes a series of music videos strung together by awkward silences. It promised shaandaar —magnificent—fun

But inside the film, they are anchors of boredom. You realize, watching Shaandaar , that Trivedi composed songs for a much better, much more energetic movie. The picturizations are flat, repetitive, and devoid of the chemistry they’re supposed to sell. Shahid and Alia, two of the most instinctive actors of their generation, dance beautifully but feel like strangers forced to smile for a destination wedding photographer. The music doesn’t elevate the story; it exposes the void where the story should be.