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If you grew up in the late 90s, there’s a good chance you remember the VHS cover for Small Soldiers . It promised chaos: a creepy, scarred doll holding a makeshift knife, standing next to a chisel-jawed action figure with grenades. But if you haven’t revisited it since the era of dial-up internet, you might be shocked by how dark, clever, and surprisingly mature this film actually is.

Released in 1998 by DreamWorks Pictures and directed by Joe Dante ( Gremlins , The Howling ), Small Soldiers was marketed as a zany “toys come to life” adventure. In reality, it’s a sharp satire on military-industrial complex, corporate greed, and the ethics of artificial intelligence—wrapped in the packaging of a PG-13 toy commercial. The story follows Alan Abernathy (Gregory Smith), a socially awkward teen whose father owns a failing novelty toy store. Alan lands a summer job and receives a shipment of the hottest new toys: the Commando Elite (hyper-aggressive action figures) and the Gorgonites (benevolent, misshapen creatures designed to lose). small.soldiers film

★★★★☆ (4/5 – A cult classic that grows sharper with age.) If you grew up in the late 90s,