Balthazar licked his ear.
This , he thought, is going to be worse than the Eclipse War. “He conquered the underworld. Now he just wants a good parking spot.” The Demon Lord is New in Town-...
So he relocates to the quaint, forgettable town of , where the biggest annual conflict is the Fall Harvest Pie Contest. Under the alias “Mal Ashford,” he rents a modest cottage, buys a sensible sedan (black, obviously), and attempts to live a quiet, non-evil life. Balthazar licked his ear
“We’re retired,” Malachar muttered. “No conquering. No curses. No raising the dead on weeknights.” Balthazar licked his ear. This