So… the necklace isn’t stolen?
The DOORBELL rings. ROSE answers it. A distinguished, silver-haired MAN in a tweed jacket stands there. He looks flustered. The Golden Girls - Season 4
Ah. Bribery. Now we’re speaking my language. So… the necklace isn’t stolen
I’m so sorry, ladies. They followed me. an international con man
So what do we do? Bury it in the backyard like a sick hamster?
(to camera, breaking the fourth wall): A stolen necklace, an international con man, and a seventy-year-old woman with a grudge. And people wonder why we never got a dog. (Beat) A dog would have moved out.
She’s a crazy old lady who’s usually right. And frankly, you don’t have the pallor of a museum curator. You have the pallor of a man who rents tuxedos by the hour.