The set was a nightmare of green screens and silicone. The director, a Dutch man who had never read the original text, kept shouting for "more arch, more grunt." The dual audio was an afterthought: English for the wealthy, Hindi for the "masses," both scripts reduced to moans and pickup lines.
"Where is the Samprayoga ?" Aanya screamed at Kabir during a shoot. "Where is the chapter on the union of minds? You’ve turned the Ashta-Nayika —the eight heroines of emotion—into eight positions for a drone shot!" --- The Kamasutra 3D Movie Dual Audio Hindi
When Kabir saw the new "director's cut" the next morning, he went pale. "You’ve killed it," he whispered. "You’ve made a documentary about loneliness." The set was a nightmare of green screens and silicone
"You have shown that the third dimension is not depth of field," it read. "It is depth of feeling. Now, hide. They will come for your Codex." "Where is the chapter on the union of minds