The Mortuary Assistant Switch Nsp -eshop- -

The first body was easy. Mr. Henderson. Cardiac arrest. I drained the blood, filled the cavity, closed the Y-incision. But when I turned to log the formaldehyde level, the tablet flickered. A message I didn’t type: “He has your mother’s cough.”

I thought the Switch version would be tamer. Handheld mode, brightness halfway down, cat on my lap. Comfort horror. The Mortuary Assistant Switch NSP -eShop-

Five stars. Never playing again. The Mortuary Assistant is out now on the Nintendo eShop. Download if you dare. And if the game asks for your blood type… lie. The first body was easy

I saved. I quit. I deleted the NSP from my SD card. But the icon stayed on my home menu for three hours. And when I finally went to sleep, I dreamed I was embalming myself. Cardiac arrest