4.5 out of 5 axes to the chest.
This is not a movie you simply watch . This is a movie you survive . The Northman
Have you seen The Northman ? Did you think it was a masterpiece or an over-indulgent mess? Let me know in the comments below. Just don’t mention the horned helmets. buy a ticket. (Imagine a moody
If you hated the slow-burn ambiguity of The Lighthouse , run away. If you thought Braveheart was too polite, buy a ticket. holding a sword.)
(Imagine a moody, fire-lit shot of Alexander Skarsgård covered in mud, holding a sword.)