A black screen. A single sound: “I’m a dude playin’ a dude disguised as another dude.” Then a heartbeat. Then a voice—Kirk Lazarus, still in Sgt. Lincoln Osiris makeup—whispering from inside a shipping container:
A door slams. A lock turns. The screen goes to static. Tropic Thunder -2008- -Unrated Director--s Cut-...
“They forgot me here. The director’s cut never ends. Send… craft services…” A black screen
“They still don’t know they’re in a movie… but now you will.” Tropic Thunder -2008- -Unrated Director--s Cut-...