“Now I’m sitting here. My Gatorade is warm. My soul has left my body. And I just got a text from her.”
“Moral of the story? Knock. Just knock. Or buy better headphones.” Video Title- I caught my stepsister watching porn
“Me? I’m the ‘loud gamer who forgets to knock’ type. That’s important.” “Now I’m sitting here
“Okay. So. I need to tell you guys what happened about twenty minutes ago. I’m currently hiding in my car in the driveway. My face is the color of a tomato. And I have officially seen something I will never be able to unsee.” And I just got a text from her
“My brain, being the genius it is, thought: ‘Oh no, a burglar. I’ll be sneaky.’ So I tiptoe down the hallway. No lights are on, except the blue glow from the big TV.”