South Park Post Covid The Return Of Covid — 2021 ...

Black screen. Crickets. Then— Randy Marsh’s voice: “Sharon! I swear to God, if you blame me for this one, I will turn this house into a live-action Terrance and Phillip fart opera!”

The boys sit on the curb outside South Park General Hospital. Kenny is alive again (for now). Cartman is in a full hazmat suit made of old KFC buckets. Kyle sighs.

People lying. People panicking. People turning a virus into a team sport. And Randy Marsh, attempting to sterilize his weed with a tanning bed. South Park Post COVID The Return of COVID 2021 ...

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But this time, it’s different. The virus has learned. It now spreads through awkward eye contact, passive-aggressive Nextdoor posts, and Randy’s Tegridy Weed farm (which he rebranded as “Tegridy Immunity—now with 10% more horse dewormer”). Black screen

The real problem is people.

“I can’t believe we’re doing this again.” Stan: “Dude… we never stopped.” Cartman: “Screw you guys, I’m going to the ICU—they have free Jell-O.” Kenny: (muffled) “Mmff mmff covid mmff.” I swear to God, if you blame me

Cut to Randy on the news, being tased by police after trying to sell “Tegridy Convalescent Plasma”-infused brownies outside a vaccine clinic.